![]() ![]() “Please don’t refer to yourself as being delicious ever again. But at the same time, I’m also not surprised that I’m delicious, so I can’t exactly hold that against him.” I suppressed a gag. And yes, I deducted points for the licking. “We both know you can’t compete with that. “Really? Roly has over nine thousand points? The bug that licks you against your will? That you met, like, hours ago?” “Sure, but Lars said that he literally ate a guy,” Frank said. “What about the big guy over there? What’s he at?” “Roly currently has nine thousand and fifty-six points.” I threw my hands up in the air. ![]() ![]() I didn’t feel like scoring you on a ten-point scale left me enough room to articulate how disappointed I am in you as a person.” “Okay, so I’ve got one point,” I said. How long have you been sitting on this?” “I just made it up about an hour ago. Congratulations, you’re finally on the board.” “Frank point? I can’t believe you have a point system. ![]()
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